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Yamaha SHS-10 Red Keytar

Auction Includes

• Yamaha SHS-10 Keytar MIDI Controller
• 9v Wall-wart/AC Adapter
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Amazing Features

• Guitar-form MIDI controller with AC Adapter
• 3 Song Chord Sequencer
• MIDI Out Selectable Channel
• Built in voices
• Five Advanced Accompaniment Modes
• Most popular instrument for Circuit Bending
• Adjustable Pitch Bend range
• Transposable 2 octaves and Tuneable up to a half-step
• 1/4" output for professional settings (like plugging into a guitar amp)
• Can send accompaniment via MIDI
• Excellent walk-around controller for stage
• Both strap pegs and the battery door are intact.

Specifications

FEATURES 32 mini-keys (F2-C5) Uses 6 AA Batteries or 9v-12v wall-wart (AC Adapter). Independent Accompaniment Volume Tuning (Up to +/- 1/2 tone) Transpose (Up to +/- 12 notes) Tempo Adjustment Intro/Fill-in Record up to 3 chord sequences for accompaniment Synchro Start Headphone/Aux output jack (1/4") DC 9v-12v in connector, barrel type, center positive. MIDI out 5-PIN DIN connector Polyphony: 6 voices Accompaniment: 4 Timbres/Voices Sound generation method: preset 2-operator FM Voices Amplifier: 2W / 3" Speaker. MODES Auto Bass Chord (ABC) Finger a Chord (3-4 notes) and the SHS-10 figures out a bass/chord accompaniment for selected style. Melody over ABC Just like ABC, but you can play a single note melody over it. Auto Bass Play chords (3-4 notes) and your chords play like standard keyboard, but SHS-10 adds an appropriate bass line for selected style. Auto Chord Play chords (3-4 notes) and your chords play link in ABC mode, but you play your own bass line. Single-finger Auto Bass Chord (ABC) Like ABC but you use a single finger to select the chord from the keyboard markings Normal (All notes play same)

MIDI MIDI Out Only Ch 12,13,14,15 send voices on auto-accompany Drums are sent on Ch 16 Can adjust channel (1-16) for all other out Settings are remembered when unit is off MIDI Outputs: Note On/Off Vibrato Ctrl Sustain Ctrl Portamento Ctrl Program Change Pitch Bend EFFECTS Controls on neck at left hand Portamento Sustain Vibrato Pitch Bend   Adjustable 1 step + 1 octave   Reversible OTHER No Touch sensitivity No Aftertouch Factory Demo Song: Wham's "Last Christmas"! LINKS Samples of Voices and Styles Owner's Manual (4 MB)

Sounds & Rhythms

VOICES					STYLES
00	Synthesizer	23	Rock Guitar		00	Rhythm & Blues 1	23	Hard Rock
01	Jazz Organ	24	Wood Bass		01	Rhythm & Blues 2	24	Reggae
02	Pipe Organ	30	Trumpet		02	Fusion 1	30	Bossa Nova
03	Piano	31	Trombone		03	Fusion 2	31	Samba
04	Harpsichord	32	Horn		04	Slow Rock	32	Tango
10	Electric Piano	33	Saxophone		10	Swing Guitar	33	Country
11	Celesta	34	Clarinet		11	Big Band	34	Bluegrass
12	Vibraphone	40	Flute		12	Dixie Banjo	40	March 1
13	Marimba	41	Oboe		13	Boogie-Woogie	41	March 2
14	Steel Drum	42	Harmonica		14	Jazz Waltz	42	Lullaby
20	Violin	43	Whistle (Human)		20	Rock 'n' Roll 1	43	Baroque
21	Cello	44	Music Box		21	Rock 'n' Roll 2	44	Fanfare
22	Jazz Guitar				22	Rock-A-Ballad

Important Notes

• Item has some wear, see photos
• There are some surface markings, but no major physical damage (i.e. case has no cracks or plastic missing)
• Item has no strap. I can't find it. Contact me if it's a deal-breaker and I'll look harder.
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• Please ask any questions before bidding
• Ship only to lower 48 states unless contacted by bidder
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• Insurance is recommended. I am not responsible for uninsured lost or damaged packages.

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20 Chicago voters told ballots were cast in invisible ink

From Associated Press

CHICAGO -- Call it a super-secret ballot.

A Chicago Board of Elections spokesman said voters filling out paper ballots at one precinct Tuesday were given styluses used for touchscreen voting instead of ink pens.

The spokesman said when the voters indicated they couldn't mark their ballots with the pens, they were told -- incorrectly -- that the pens used invisible ink.

The spokesman said after 20 people experienced the same problem, somebody noticed that there were 20 ballots on which nobody had voted for anything.

Officials said they have contacted five of the 20 voters and are waiting to hear from the others.

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Court: Teen-sex sentence 'cruel and unusual' punishment

ATLANTA, Georgia (CNN) -- The Georgia Supreme Court on Friday ordered that Genarlow Wilson be released from prison, ruling 4-3 that his sentence for a teen sex conviction was cruel and unusual punishment.

Wilson, 21, was convicted in 2005 of having oral sex with a consenting 15-year-old girl when he was 17.

He has served more than two years in prison.

Wilson's attorney, B.J. Bernstein, told CNN she is working to gain his quick release...