100 More Things You May Not Know about 'Bitchen' Ric
I lieu of actual interesting content, I'm posting this list of things that occurred to me while reading other's 100 lists.
Thanks again to Mary T.
101. I started programming at 14, so 3/5ths (21 years) of my life I've been a programmer.
102. I masquerade as a female advice columnist on a Web site.
103. My parents never owned a new car when I was growing up.
104. I have never owned a new car.
105. I do all my own car repair except transmissions.
106. I can tell at a glance if a TV show is shot on film or video.
107. As a kid, I wanted to work in movie special effects.
108. I kinda still do.
109. I developed a minor cat allergy at puberty.
110. I lost my voice for 6 months during high school as a result of the aftermath of chicken pox that coincidentally occurred with my voice changing.
111. When I lost my voice, the saddest thing for me was that I couldn't do my Mr. Rogers impression. (Very big in the early 80's).
112. I was outcast in high school, but immediately popular in college with those who didn't know me in high school
113. I remember when we thought AIDS was peculiar to Haitians.
114. I remember when no one knew about AIDS.
115. I listened to Neil Armstrong step on the moon in the car on the way home from The Lake.
116. It is one of my earliest memories.
117. The other is one of riding my trike through clotheslined sheets in the fall.
118. I can quote tons of Monty Python.
119. I was proud of that till I met
Mary T.
120. I can grow a full beard in a week.
121. My only grey hairs are in my beard.
122. I'm a big Elvis fan, and I don't know why.
123. I wonder whatever happened to Robin Leach.
124. I loved "SportsNight" and "Nowhere Man" and both were cancelled very early.
125. There is nothing sexier than a woman who can verbally spar.
126. I'm driven by the need to be liked.
127. I love Dennis Miller's obscure humor.
128. I love to get throw-away humor that no one else in the room gets.
129. It took me 20 years to get every joke on Robin Williams first comedy album. The man was brilliant early on.
130. I've never found Madonna sexy.
131. I'm terrible at sports.
132. I have a slightly twisted ankle from a birth defect that you'd never notice, but that affects my running and cycling.
133. My 5th grade teacher called me "duckwaddles" because I ran funny.
134. I had the same teacher for 5th and 6th grade.
135. He called me "duckwaddles" in the 6th grade too.
136. I'm a sporadic collector of movie posters.
137. I have a 6'3" x 3'6"
Raiders of the Lost Ark 3-sheet poster in my office. It's breathtaking.
138. I sing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" as Elvis for karaoke.
139. I claim Elvis is still alive and I saw him sing it in Atlantic City two months ago.
140. I think shoes are just a pain in the ass.
141. I tried to talk to a cow once. She slowly turned her head to look at me with a "are you talking to me?" stare.
142. All dogs like me (except #180). Everybody's dog immediately wants to be petted by me even if I've never seen the dog before.
143. I think Frank Zappa was brilliant at times, but just weird the rest of the time.
144. I'm often caught off-guard by Gene Simmons' intelligence. But never by his arrogance.
145. It took me eight years to finish college. (Some part time).
146. I'll never commit suicide, but if I did it'd be with a gun, because I've always wanted to know what it was like to be shot.
147. Someone once called
American Beauty the "Biography of Ric".
148. I agreed when I saw it.
149. I believe I have at least one novel in me, but lack the time and discipline to write it down.
150. I have always believed I would die in a car accident.
151. As much knowledge as I possess, I'm still naive in being able to spot a prostitute or a drug deal. Maybe I'm just too trusting.
152. I have an incredibly nervous stomach. When nervous, I sometimes experience severe nausea, but have never thrown up due to nerves.
153. Common fears like public speaking and public performance and leading groups don't make me even marginally nervous anymore.
154. I often talk so fast that even members of my own family can't understand me.
155. An old woman at church once called me an "auctioneer for God" after I spoke to the congregation.
156. Changing plans on me at the last minute often infuriates me momentarily. But then I'm very flexible.
157. Ouija boards scare the hell out of me.
158. I never cut a class in high school. I was terrified of getting caught.
159. I believe that remembering a woman's name is very attractive.
160. I have no idea if that's true.
161. I've tried to force myself to follow a pro sports team through just a single season. I can't do it.
162. I can't see someone familiar somewhere and leave without knowing where I know them from. It'll keep me up at night.
163. I generally dream about things that are weighing on me, but I didn't have time to think about during the day.
164. I am an etymology nut.
165. I couldn't care less about entomology.
166. My mom sent me to kindergarten in elastic-waist corduroy pants. It's my earliest recollection of embarrassment.
167. I earned a stuffed Snoopy from my mom for not sucking the Snoopy drawings off the medical tape around my thumbs when I was napping. I was four.
168. I did the laundry for my family of five at a laundromat every Sunday during my teen years.
169. My family didn't own a color television until 1980.
170. I scored the best of out of three classes in a VCR repair course at a local technical college.
171. I have no clue whatsoever how to fix a VCR. Never have.
172. I used to install hard drives when they were $10 a meg. Now they're 5 cents a meg. 1/200th the price.
173. I once charged the exact price of a pair of Yes tickets for some PC hardware work. The concert was cancelled.
174. I have a copy of Prince's "Black Album." It sucks. That's why he didn't release it.
175. I thought Michael Jackson was innovative until his last album.
176. I know more about decorating cakes than any man should ever know.
177. When I was seven, I cried until my mom agreed to throw my favorite stuffed frog (with poseable legs) in a box being sent to my newborn cousin. I don't know why I wanted to send it to him so badly. I missed that frog terribly for years.
178. People tell me I have an innate talent for explaining highly technical or complex ideas in simple terms using metaphors.
179. I never leave home or work the first time. I always come back to grab something I absent-mindedly left behind.
180. I had a previously-abused border collie that hated me (the only that dog ever did). She would wait till I left the second time to jump up on the bed.
181. I only ever think to warm my car up on days that the windows aren't frosted.
182. I can instantly tell you where I went for vacation 25 years ago, but I have to think
really hard to tell you what I did over the weekend.
183. I grew up believing that what you ate and what day you went to church made the difference between heaven and hell, and that--figuratively speaking--I was going to heaven.
184. I now believe it's a matter of works, faith, repentance and grace, and that--figuratively speaking--I'm going to hell.
185. I lived in the same house for the first twenty-three years of my life until I got married.
186. After that, I moved I moved ten times in eleven years.
187. My wife's best friend's husband has helped me move all ten times.
188. I feel really guilty about that.
189. I absolutely believe everything in my
philosophy essay.
190. I am a procrastinator.
191. I work in small, extremely productive spurts.
192. I once had a crush on a cousin.
193. I have never mastered touch typing, despite many attempts to learn.
194. I have a really annoying habit of explaining the difference between "centrifugal force" and "centripetal force" when the wrong term is used. Nobody cares.
195. I have spent time in a sensory deprivation chamber (
a la Altered States).
196. I met Charleton Heston once. I have a
picture that makes it look like his hand is on my ass.
197. I can hit a strong high G without falsetto.
198. I know the names of all fifty states in alphabetical order.
199. I've never been asked or required to learn anything about presidential chronology. I have no idea who the 19th president was or what century that was even in.
200. I love riddles, but generally can't solve them. My brain doesn't seem to work that way.
I will
never come up with another hundred things. So you're off the hook. Your suffering is over.