The Ex came over last night and, unfortunately, brought PegLeg. After some small talk, we retired to the back porch to smoke and discuss the custody.
After they each bummed a cigarette from me, she explained about the house and about her plans. PegLeg occasionally inserted a comment about how good the schools were because that's where he went to school.
"As much as it'll likely make my life a living hell," I said when she'd come to a stop, "I'm going to have to say 'no.'"
"But why?" she implored, frustrated but not angry.
I handed her the list you all read yesterday, printed especially for the occasion.
"If you get a lawyer," I said casually as she read the single folded sheet, "show that to him. Or I will."
"This support thing is a low blow," she muttered, seeing that I'd put how much she'd owe me in back support if we went to court.
"I would have reimbursed you if you'd filed through the state, but you couldn't be bothered to do that simple thing, so now you have no receipts for support."
She silently perused the rest of the list. "It doesn't matter, Ric, there's no way the court will refuse the mother custody." "I tried it," PegLeg spoke up, "My ex-wife was caught red-handed on crank, had no job and move ten guys in and out of her house, and the court wouldn't give me custody. You'd have to prove Ex is an unfit mother and she's not. Anything you have to say about me is irrelevant because it's about her."
"You're married to her," You fucking idiot, "it's about the household in general."
PegLeg and Ex went on for a while about how it would be hopeless for me to try to keep custody.
"Look, it's just too soon, Ex. If you came to me totally sober a year from now, I'd probably have a different answer. If a judge says they belong with you, then so be it. I won't have any hard feelings. I just don't believe that will be the verdict right now."
"Well, it will be."
"Whatever."
"Plus," chimed the one-legged wonder, "we're married. And the court's going to see a married couple as a better home that a single father. Especially with girls."
Ex: "Yes, girls need their mom" I closed the conversation: "Well, I'll get a lawyer when I see paperwork from you."
We went inside.
I pulled her aside alone and asked her straight out if they could afford rent on the new house without my support. She assured me they could.
After PegLeg made casual mention to my girls about buying them go carts if they got the new house and I reprimanded EX for his bribery, they left.
Katie, my eldest, stopped by the couch where I was sulking shortly after they left. I let her know why mom was here. She's upset that she has to be in the situation this is putting her in.
Unbidden she said, "Mom told me a while back that she'd have more money if us girls came and lived with her, because she'd get your support." (The Ex, despite the number of times I explain it and she agrees, will never quite grasp the notion that the support is solely for the benefit of the children.)
And so I wait. And in the interim, I be the best Father I can be.